My Floss Has An Expiration Date

"macanamera" (macanamera)
11/05/2015 at 15:02 • Filed to: None

Hey floss, guess what?

You’re fucking floss

You don’t expire

You’re made out of plastic

You don't even biodegrade

You will literally outlive all living creatures on Earth

The human race could go extinct in a billion years and aliens could visit the empty husk of our planet and pick you off the ground and floss with you

ttyymmnn > macanamera
11/05/2015 at 15:09

Dentists are the only people who floss.

macanamera > ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 15:10

I floss like 3 times a day

I don’t think I own any UN-expired floss.

ttyymmnn > macanamera
11/05/2015 at 15:12

Are you a dentist?

macanamera > ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 15:13

Nope

macanamera > Ash78, voting early and often
11/05/2015 at 15:13

I see you like to live dangerously

Nibby > ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 15:13

Does he have vagina dentata?

ttyymmnn > Nibby
11/05/2015 at 15:14

Let me guess: You have Teeth on DVD?

ttyymmnn > macanamera
11/05/2015 at 15:15

Perhaps you should consider dentistry as a career.

Nibby > ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 15:16

No, but I have seen it.

My night usually consists of taking an Ambien, slamming a couple beers, then watching Netflix until I pass out.

Did I floss?

Who knows.

Damn, the dentist gives out the best floss freebies don’t they? They work so much better than the cheap ass walmart shit I buy. lol

macanamera > ttyymmnn
11/05/2015 at 15:30

Blu-Ray. Nibby doesn’t mess around.

DasWauto > macanamera
11/05/2015 at 17:21

Bruh, flossysticks:

Kinja'd!!!

I floss twice a day. And in the summer on a hot day, I’ll whip out the mankini and floss all day!

Kinja'd!!!

ttyymmnn > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
11/05/2015 at 17:24

I’ll star this, but I don’t really mean it.

Curiousplay > macanamera
11/07/2015 at 22:48

Then you’re a liar.